I hate writing these things.

I hate writing these things. I find it hard to articulate in this way, I am much better one on one. I am a professional woman, living downtown, hoping to find an alcoholic, dysfunctional man, with several illigitimate children. Unemployed would just be the icing on top. I know it's a lot to ask, but I believe it's out there. If I can't find it, I will settle. If you have your teeth, can make me laugh and like to take advantage of what this city has to offer, then there may be hope yet.
I have been dealt a great hand in life, would like to share it with someone with simular idealogies and interests. Intellect is key for me, hopefully chemistry follows from there.
I can be described as witty, passionate, generous, impatient, intelligent, compassionate and independent. My dogs keep me active, my friends keep me humble, my job keeps me off the streets ;) You will find I probably won't respond if you don't have a pic or send your backstage, it's only fair.Collect calls aren't the best first impression.
I have a relationship profile as well.
If you want to know more, contact me and thanks for reading this.